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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

GLOBAL COOL

"Repent, Repent, Doomsday is Coming"
- T Jayaraman (2009, adapted)
" Saying global warming is bad is arrogant"
- Griffin (NASA Administrator)

A lot of stuffs have been going on around us about global warming, its causes and the supposed implications that can be bestowed upon us, by the Grace of Green House Gases.
Many explanations have I heard about the causes for Gobal warming...they are really funny, but allows you to give a second thought about it.
  • According to a bizzare expalnation by NASA, and I think which puts a full-stop to all arguments is that, Global Warming happens because of the increase in temperature of the Sun. And hence, the earth.
  • No offences meant to plumps (they are so good to look at), plumps contribute a lot to global warming

a) they generate more heat than the others

b) it requires more energy to transport them, which results in more generation of smokes and heat

Many more funny explanations are there. You can check it out by yourself.

This is what Lisa Simpson calls "The Irritating Truth"...sorry to Gore's "The Inconvenient Truth"...

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